cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

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goldenlady25:

Devil in a red dress, she’s a killa.

New Blogpost. Check it out!

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Tags: THAT DRESS!

Tags: me

I spent a good chunk of my life practicing a Peter Lorre impression just for that moment.

mixtapewormhole:


the truth is out there

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

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wehadfacesthen:

Peter Lorre, 1941

wehadfacesthen:

Peter Lorre, 1941

Look I probably should have told you this before but you see… well… insanity runs in my family… It practically gallops.”

Favorite Movies In No Particular Order: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

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I should probably mention that I was doing a Peter Lorre impression while I was in Home Depot.

My sister said I embarrass her.

Prop stuff

  • Home Depot employee: Hey did you need any help.
  • Me: Uh, maybe.
  • Home Depot employee: What's your project? Maybe I can assist you?
  • Me: *looks him dead in the eye*
  • Me: I need to build a monkey.
  • Home Depot Employee: ...
  • Me: Theatre.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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